If It Moves, Kick It is a tumblelog.

I mean it, I really don’t care … OK?

Real Clear Sports’ Tim Joyce wants you to know how proud he is that he isn’t interested in the World Cup, so he wrote a column about it:

“If I had to attach a season to America, summer would immediately come to mind. And summer means baseball in all its aspects - lazy, occasionally thrilling, often slow, long, tedious and full of magical epiphanies. I enjoy the soothing late-night acoustics of a televised game, accompanying the crickets or thunderstorms outside.

“So I’ll choose to ignore the crowded midday sports bars downtown full of those traitors and remain blissfully ignorant of this sporting invasion on the soul of America’s true game.”